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This little Parisienne café diorama is basically a greenhouse, a coffee temple, and a very serious plant addiction all rolled into one miniature room box. Warm carved woodwork curls around the ceiling, the conservatory roof lets in that soft “Paris at 4 p.m.” light, and smack in the middle sits a circular coffee altar in brass and marble. There are ferns dangling from a chandelier, a whole jungle of monsteras and banana leaves, and more tiny cups than any reasonable human—or

At first glance, this structure practically screams (politely, in a French accent), “Hector Guimard was here!” The iconic Art Nouveau curves, plant-like wrought iron, and ornate stained glass are all signatures of Guimard’s style — particularly his entrances to the Paris Métro in the early 1900s. The flowing, organic lines feel alive, like the building itself is preparing to take flight.

Once upon a thyme (yes, we went there), Madame Ficus ran a wildly popular indoor plant speakeasy beneath the cobbled streets of Montpetit—a fictional, vaguely French town where pigeons wear berets and every baguette is perfectly crisp. After the Great Terracotta Shortage of ’47 (don’t Google it, it’s not real), she emerged from her underground jungle with a mission: bring greenery and guffaws back to the people...