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“Anatomy of a Floor Gremlin” Unisex LEGO Hoodie
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“Anatomy of a Floor Gremlin” Hoodie
Slip into a cozy hoodie that understands the ancient pain of stepping on a tiny plastic LEGO brick at 2 a.m. This mid-weight sweatshirt features a small, colorful back illustration labeled “Anatomy of a Floor Gremlin” — a cheeky diagram breaking down that infamous block’s traits: minimal surface area, maximum pain output, and perfect nighttime ambush alignment. It’s equal parts science joke, maker humor, and public safety announcement for anyone with minis, bricks, or hobby pieces scattered across the floor.
It feels lived-in from the first wear—soft, warm, and just a little mischievous. Wear it during late-night build sessions, while picking up “just one more” set of tiny parts, or on coffee runs when you’re still half-asleep from last night’s ambush. The fit is classic and roomy enough to layer, with a kangaroo pouch to keep your hands warm and a double-lined hood that holds its shape. Thoughtful manufacturing practices and OEKO-TEX certified dyes mean you get something that feels good and is made with care, while the print-friendly fabric lets the artwork stay crisp and vibrant.
For adults who build, design, parent, or simply navigate treacherous living-room battlefields, this is the sweatshirt that settles over your shoulders and quietly says: watch your step.
Product Features
  • Cozy medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
  • Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close
  • Double-lined hood with color-matched drawstring for adjustable coverage
  • No-side-seam tubular knit for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
  • DTG/DTF-friendly blank with embroidery and sleeve print options available
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry on medium
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry clean

Pull it on, tiptoe carefully, and show the world you’ve survived the Floor Gremlin.

“Anatomy of a Floor Gremlin” Unisex LEGO Hoodie

$39.24 Regular Price
$35.99Sale Price
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