All Miniature Models

Last April I finally made it to Tokyo Disney, and yes, I beelined to Toon Town like a homing pigeon with a popcorn addiction. The second I rounded the corner and saw Minnie’s House—those lavender fish-scale shingles curling like soft-serve, the marshmallow-stucco walls, the heart-shaped gable winking in the sun—I did what any responsible adult does: took 173 photos in under seven minutes and then immediately started mentally shrinking everything to miniature scale. There’s so

Welcome to Peacock Court, Flat 4A, where Mrs. Betty Slocombe returns after a victorious day at Grace Brothers. The building was “modernized” in 1974 (meaning someone added a dado rail and called it a lifestyle), and Betty has curated her lounge as if Harrods, a charity shop, and a holiday in Blackpool had a tea party and never left. She sips from a fancy china set she insists is “proper porcelain” and talks to her beloved cat about the scandalous price of nylons...

Welcome to Thimblewick, a pocket borough famous for its annual Leaf-Roll Derby and a municipal policy requiring at least three lamps per reading corner. The resident you see is Professor Percival Prickleworth, retired cartographer and columnist for The Bramble Times.