I’m grinning like an undead realtor. This little white farmhouse—yep, the Beetlejuice house—is one of those minis that makes you lean in until your nose almost boops the porch rail. It’s all there: the steep gables, the watchtower with its prim little balustrade, the metal roof flashing just so, the sliver of hillside and that perfectly mustard station wagon at the bottom of the drive. The mood is half pastoral New England, half “did something just move in the attic?” Which i
