Welcome to Grimble & Crust’s Pumpkin Pie Parlour, established in 189¾, conveniently located on Stoat Spine Lane just left of the lamppost that insists on flickering at exactly midnight. The founders, Maud Grimble and her silent partner Mr. Crust (silent because he’s made entirely of shortcrust pastry), built a reputation on Pumpkin Moon Pie—a seasonal favorite rumored to turn even the grumpiest scarecrow into a hugger. Locals include Pippin the Pocket Witch who pays in meteor
