All Miniature Models

Last summer I finally made it to Kyoto and stood on the shore of Kyōko-chi (Mirror Pond), doing my best not to shout “WOAH” at the Golden Pavilion like an American movie extra. The thing about Kinkaku-ji that most photos struggle with is the way the gold leaf doesn’t just look “yellow”; it breathes light. It throws back the sun as if the temple is exhaling. Below is a photo of me from that day—squinting like a happy TOASTY lizard—so you can see the summery version.

If Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun had a weekend cottage where she painted portraits, drank scandalously delicate tea, and hid a cache of secret macarons, it would look exactly like this miniature studio. You’re greeted by a facade that swans between Rococo romance and Second-Empire swagger: a mansard roof flirting with filigreed cresting, carved corbels winking under arched windows, and—be still my heart—that glowing circular window like a sugared medallion...

Full disclosure: I’m a Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom lifer—I’ve logged an embarrassing number of hours wandering the Gerudo desert and getting destroyed by a molduga, and yes, I even played it on on of my gaming YouTube channels. So this little scene is basically my love letter to Gerudo Town, distilled into a miniature Gerudo Town house diorama that sits proudly on a walnut base and glows like late-afternoon Hyrule.