Welcome to Larkspur Lantern House, founded in the year 1898¾ (time runs differently in Verdigris Hollow—blame the tea). The home was commissioned by Aurelia Larkspur, a horticultural cartographer who mapped gardens by scent. She insisted on a staircase that “turns like ivy” and windows tall enough for moonbeams to step through without ducking. Her neighbor, Mr. Percival Matchwick, a chimney cap enthusiast (niche hobby, enormous hat), designed the elaborate stack that crowns t